What's that? Oh, I'm not crying about this at all. I'm just allergic to my cat. It has nothing to do with giggly Hannah and her science-marvel-windpipe. Also, I live in Korea so I'm going to find these magical chocolate lollipops.

I'm too old to care but I kind of like Selena Gomez and that one remix of her song they play at the gay club. I liked her even more when she joked with Letterman about making Bieber cry. The reunion....zzzzz. Girl, do better.