nothing in the world angers me more than Wuthering Heights

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

That’s not Jay caressing her cheek. That’s Puff’s hand his shoulder. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jay in a pinky ring.

Looks like Scottie got the assist.

but those signs are also part of the campaign. they cover the whole etiquette spectrum

A unicorn and a women’s orgasm...Two of the most mythical tales together in the same room.

Mercury be damned, get to the tomb room already!!

Come play with us, Danny.

Really? That just seems tasteless and out of place to me.

Yeah my MyFitness pal entries are more like fanfiction

But it’s much more economical storytelling, isn’t it? Why have Sansa while away a whole season wiping the spit off of Robin’s face and introduce a whole new character we’ve never heard about?

It’s cute that you guys think you can dominate the world when you can’t even turn a doorknob in order to run away from the Roomba.

We real cool
We left school
We lurk late
We strike straight
We sling fin
We spawn again
We jazz June
We die soon

Er... okay.

Seriously. Davos is the *only* reason I tolerate Stannis

Yes but the Onion Knight is awesome.

Yes, especially for such warriors, that this is their secret desire was very heartbreaking and touching; that BITCH who colluded to assassinate White Rat is heartless and should be, um, edge of the stone-road stomped.

That'll make one hell of a House banner.

"The eunuch seemed to want a woman to hold him and sing to him."

Stannis is about as appealing as a fart in an elevator.