That Tonight Show one <i>does</i> sound ridiculous.

Listen, I'm not mad at her. She's waiting on him to die. When he dies she will be the master of an incredibly large estate. Also divorcing him previously would have ruined the brand.

Mind Blown.

7) Windex

Incredibly unimaginative. With the all-black it's incredibly bland. The usage of branding is 1990's tomfoolery, reminiscent of the Cross Colours Age. This looks like something you would buy at Jimmy Jazz or any like store you would find on Delancey Street, 3rd Ave in the Bronx or Fordham Road.

No. It's correct. It's Chris'.

Where's the map?

Wait - is she holding outstretched a medicine ball for an inordinate amount of time? A medicine ball?!

I would like to request my FEMA trailer be placed in Strawberry Fields.

My friend and I took advantage of the Two for One deal at the Abortionarium last Tuesday. Got my membership card punched too.

Here to say the obvious: He was only there to buy pussy from her. And yes, for $50. Cheap pussy.

New York? And in extension, America, via the Supreme Court?

Related Real-Life Scenario:

Also: NEVER GIVE UP ON THE GRAVY!

Why aren't they Meese?

... AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

I would have thought this would have been a more appropriate song.

As a person who takes the NYC Subway every morning, Beats DO NOT WORK. We can hear everything you're listening to. Clearly. It's a terrible piece of equipment, incredibly annoying to have to listen to your music, and they're obnoxious because they're so intrusive.

Ok, thanks to the link from KorbinDallasChristmasGreen, it seems that if I had gotten a laproscopic hysterectomy instead of vaginal, the previously unknown cancer probably would have spread. What a scary thought...

Thanks for this. This was highly informative and has alleviated my fears. I had a vaginal hysterectomy a few weeks ago and it was later discovered that there was cancer in the uterus. It seems now that if they did it laproscopically (SP?) the cancer probably would have spread. Again thanks for this. I was about to…