Ok, WAIT -

I didn't want to introduce a guy to my mother so I pretended we didn't have a Thanksgiving so I wouldn't *have* to bring him. I then broke up with him a week after. Once the Holidays came the summer bloom was definitely over and I knew I didn't want to continue anymore.

My only objection is that weird double plaid shirt thing he's wearing. It's actually making me a little mad when it comes on. Like a red cape to a bull.

How about if he drinks beer with ice in it. Yes, I dated this guy.

Can no longer listen to earphones in stereo in my iPad 2. It's past warranty. Please advise. Thanks.

I barely remember the movie because once I got where it was heading I had to expunge it from my memory banks.

Agreed.

LOL. "Horizontal Vaginas."

Why can't you just do this yourself by calling them up? If you have a long enough relationship with the vendor coupled with a positive payment history, why do you need to pay someone to negotiate for you? It's no negotiation skill to call them up and ask for discounts. How passive have we become? Can't we even talk to…

No, it doesn't sound macho and inane. It sounds like a reasonable suggestion to an unfathomable reality over there.

Sorry I meant to say my only SON is 20. That read weird. :)

LOL you and I are in the same boat. I'm nearing 40. I'm only is at 20 now. And frankly I don't want to start over again. But guys I'm dating now are first, hey I want kids. Then they see how good me and my boy are together (he's my road dog) and they're like, totally you're a great mom, LET'S DO THIS! Still, no. Cause…

EXACTLY. And the thing is, many these "under-35 eager to raise children" women aren't indiscriminate. Many would like to have kids with a somewhat together and responsible guy that they wouldn't mind dealing with for the rest of their lives. So yeah, now you're in your forties after just partying or coasting with no…

Well frequently, when it's on the side of the woman, it's seen as her "trapping" the man.

45 year old man i had started to date. He would hint that he wouldn't mind if we would "have an accident." This was 3 weeks into dating.

I agree with this.

I'm convinced my friend is raising a real-life version of Cartman. There's nothing I feel I can say to her about this because she considers him perfect and amazing.

WTF!

Emma Woodhouse? Is that you?

You know Apple ain't got time for that.