Where's the map?

Wait - is she holding outstretched a medicine ball for an inordinate amount of time? A medicine ball?!

My friend and I took advantage of the Two for One deal at the Abortionarium last Tuesday. Got my membership card punched too.

Here to say the obvious: He was only there to buy pussy from her. And yes, for $50. Cheap pussy.

New York? And in extension, America, via the Supreme Court?

Related Real-Life Scenario:

Also: NEVER GIVE UP ON THE GRAVY!

Why aren't they Meese?

... AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

I would have thought this would have been a more appropriate song.

As a person who takes the NYC Subway every morning, Beats DO NOT WORK. We can hear everything you're listening to. Clearly. It's a terrible piece of equipment, incredibly annoying to have to listen to your music, and they're obnoxious because they're so intrusive.

Ok, thanks to the link from KorbinDallasChristmasGreen, it seems that if I had gotten a laproscopic hysterectomy instead of vaginal, the previously unknown cancer probably would have spread. What a scary thought...

Thanks for this. This was highly informative and has alleviated my fears. I had a vaginal hysterectomy a few weeks ago and it was later discovered that there was cancer in the uterus. It seems now that if they did it laproscopically (SP?) the cancer probably would have spread. Again thanks for this. I was about to…

Ok, WAIT -

I didn't want to introduce a guy to my mother so I pretended we didn't have a Thanksgiving so I wouldn't *have* to bring him. I then broke up with him a week after. Once the Holidays came the summer bloom was definitely over and I knew I didn't want to continue anymore.

My only objection is that weird double plaid shirt thing he's wearing. It's actually making me a little mad when it comes on. Like a red cape to a bull.

How about if he drinks beer with ice in it. Yes, I dated this guy.

Can no longer listen to earphones in stereo in my iPad 2. It's past warranty. Please advise. Thanks.

I barely remember the movie because once I got where it was heading I had to expunge it from my memory banks.

Agreed.