LOL. "Horizontal Vaginas."

Why can't you just do this yourself by calling them up? If you have a long enough relationship with the vendor coupled with a positive payment history, why do you need to pay someone to negotiate for you? It's no negotiation skill to call them up and ask for discounts. How passive have we become? Can't we even talk to…

No, it doesn't sound macho and inane. It sounds like a reasonable suggestion to an unfathomable reality over there.

Sorry I meant to say my only SON is 20. That read weird. :)

LOL you and I are in the same boat. I'm nearing 40. I'm only is at 20 now. And frankly I don't want to start over again. But guys I'm dating now are first, hey I want kids. Then they see how good me and my boy are together (he's my road dog) and they're like, totally you're a great mom, LET'S DO THIS! Still, no. Cause…

EXACTLY. And the thing is, many these "under-35 eager to raise children" women aren't indiscriminate. Many would like to have kids with a somewhat together and responsible guy that they wouldn't mind dealing with for the rest of their lives. So yeah, now you're in your forties after just partying or coasting with no…

Well frequently, when it's on the side of the woman, it's seen as her "trapping" the man.

45 year old man i had started to date. He would hint that he wouldn't mind if we would "have an accident." This was 3 weeks into dating.

I agree with this.

I'm convinced my friend is raising a real-life version of Cartman. There's nothing I feel I can say to her about this because she considers him perfect and amazing.

WTF!

Emma Woodhouse? Is that you?

You know Apple ain't got time for that.

She truly honored the memory of Alexander with this bold collection. Brilliant.

I like the third frame as well though I'm very drawn to the first frame. Hey, I like a man in uniform and I like being able to reflect that with a more feminine uniform. I believe you and I have great tastes!

If we get some bonus Josephine Baker action, then EPIC.

Agreed.

lol

lol I like this response.

Last clip: WORST QUESTIONS EVER.