I post this, I leave for two hours and come back with 70 notifications... now I'm all like:

Yeah, come on guys, lets get this post above 100 stars!

I knew it was coming and it still made me laugh.

here, u don't have enough recommends.

Yes! I made Jesus laugh!

That really made me laugh.

I thought this exact same thing, I'm glad someone made the post for me :P

YES. Thank you. I always tell people that we are actually still in an ice age (hence the existing ice caps).. they look at me like:

Geologist here:

So... perhaps we can even out this leap year problem?

Still upset I never got to go to Diego Garcia.

Sorry, no refunds. Store credit only with receipt.

...and basically have blackface on. Werps.

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!!

That is probably a good point, except for—

For the sake of historical research, I present the proto-doge from the esteemed works of the Brothers Chap.

You know, the place of worship and prayer for adherents of Islam. From the Arabic masjid.

Find new lair for my villainous endeavors. Check.
Kill Bond. Double check.
Take over the world. Pending...