They got my dick message!

No

Seriously?

I have 6 year old relatives who only comment on articles they've actually read all the way through.

Bring me the bullet of Exact Zero!

Can anyone recommend any anime (besides this one) that is truly "must watch" material? I'm looking for original and groundbreaking stories matched with head blowing animation.

Praise Jebus! Someone said it all, so I didn't gave to!

Heh... Navy Load-Toads...

IYAAYAS.

For fuck's sake Casey, did you not study geometry?

Actually

Hrm... ENHANCE!

"That's 'Kristoffer' with a k... and two f's."
-every conversation ever for the rest of his life.

I hacked my vocabulary.

For the dedicated Donnie Darko fan.

Close for you to believe it and your brain to completely buy into it. God I hate smartass nitpickers.

The Federation.

Read in David Attenborough's voice, couldn't help it.

Tears.

This video does a poor job of displaying it, but an Altarean Rock-hide like that actually has its ears on the soles of its feet. Having evolved on low-gravity, zero-atmosphere worlds, they're so sensitive that they can pick up on the subtle vibrations transmitted through the ground, even through extremely fine lunar…