Heh... Navy Load-Toads...

IYAAYAS.

it says right there on the box: age 4+. that means 4 AND UP. I don't care, neener-neener-b0o-boo...

pft... what's this END shit? Ain't nobody got time for that. That's how I know Tolstoy had such a hard-on for War all the time.

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

Fukayu, Dolphin! and Fukayu, Whaleu!

You're only picked that topic because you work at Lancombe, Joe.

Once upon a time, there was a physicist and computer scientist who needed a way to standardize the language used to communicate over the internet in order to do his job. He was, in essence, attempting to build a virtual "Brain Playground" in cyberspace using all these tiny little components. He succeeded, and that…

The Punch!

...you have beaten me to it.

I know, right? Like "Las Angeles" has anything to do with Mexicans...

...oh, wait.

I don't know, man, I used to blow shit up for a living. This is still really really cool.

"No one know what it like... to be Sad Hulk..."

"Yeah... you LIKE that, don't you? You're a dirty girl... Who's your favorite Ninja Turtle? Call Me Donny..."

Hey, come on now, that's not fair.

this is Sploid, not Giz.

I went to this movie with my folks when it first came out, and fell asleep in the theater while they were in Indy's apartment. I woke up at the snake scene. Apparently, my brain said "Nooooope. Atomic fridges and shia labeof. This is my stop. I'll be in my room if anybody needs me."

It was my one and only viewing…

Mon Dieu!

...

...Buzz Killington, Ladies and Gentlemen. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Yeah! wait- what? You want to stay on Earth AND travel to Jupiter and Alpha Centauri? Like... at the same time? That'd be a pretty cool trick if you can pull it off. If only there was some way to like... Leave your body, and just send your consciousness...

/smartassery

He was Otterly destroyed! HAHA! HA! Haaaaa...

...I'm going to bed.