+315 lbs.

I remember a few years back a fake football player also made the rounds on a bunch of shows, and then the Raiders drafted him first overall.

Electric raisins? How stoned are you right now?

FICO also has a ceremony planned in which they'll retire Iverson's credit score and raise his 300 to the rafters.

Sexual Chocolate!

Suge is going to kill you in a matter of days. Or just hang out out a hotel window until you remove the picture.

he did go to the same high school as weird al in Lynwood. It right next to the CPT

I think Suge just put out a contract on your life.

I'm pretty sure they'll never find your body after that post.

He's got just as many credentials as R. Kelly, and playing in the NFL, albeit as a replacement player, would jump him to the top of the list easily.

"R Kelly at 14? That seems about right"
-Aaliyah

Denis: "I think it's getting..." [SNIFF] "...dusty in here."

This guy's just trying to get someone to notice he's choking on a hot dog.

Yeah, that was 1 part failed joke and 1 part basketball ignorance. Looking through old standings, I wasn't aware how big of a transformation that conference has made in the last 2 years. Despite tonight's result, I'd be willing to bet NMSU runs through the conference tournament again.

This is really good. +1

"Um, Riley...they're still going to be allowed to play."

Puig is Cuban, not Mexican.

Actually, it was Richie who vandalized his vehicle. He decided he finally wanted to make a dent in something other than his own reputation.

Now I feel bad telling my Saints fan neighbor his daughter should sleep well with the Darren Sharper fathead in her bedroom.