My girlfriend always walks into the room and catches some strange substance on my hand. "Cheating on baseball" - that should do the trick.

I always said; bench players in basketball are glorified cheerleaders.

I thought smoking was against NFL policy? Uh oh, they sure are in trouble now!!

Uh, wha, what can I say that you probably haven't heard already? I'ma sports guy. So don't call me to talk about soccah, hockey, early season basketball or pro wrestling.

Wes in Westchester, what's up Wes?

I wonder where Greeny would rank this Milking in the Mount Rushmore of Milkings?

"You have responsibilities to this team and this organization. You signed a contract and you made a commitment. You made a promise to be here. Leaving practice early, coming in late or not showing up at all would really give me a good estimate of who you are as a man and a leader. And if you decide to just leave, it…

Him giving it to me would be a pipe dream.

That is awful shirt!!!!

That a BULOVA? Pretty nice watch for a college kid. Hmmm, someone better check this out.

This is why I don't go down on my girl.

Gang ties?

In my profession we call Desean a "Safety BUSTER". You never know when he is going to bust one loose. Without proper hand technique, a corner will find himself in a not so happy place. The blanket coverage never seems to stay on him. He's too hard to cover!

Did I mention I'm an Asian masseuse?

"The Philadelphia faithful will have their chance next season to tell DeSean Jackson exactly what they think of him"

I think college kids that riot after sporting events deserve anything they have coming to them.

Oh, and - girl wearing the red got "JACKED UP!"

1,332 yards and 9 Touchdowns in 2013.... I wish all my fuccing wide receivers joined a gang.

You're trolling. I'm talking about the security system. I never said anything was being kept from the public or being hidden. YOU said that.

I am. I am baffled the Pentagon is lacking a proper camera security system. What's with the tude' Batroc? It doesn't concern you that we would have better images of a car blasting through a Rite Aid wall than we would a plane hitting THE PENTAGON?

First point is very valid.

Second, being hidden? Maybe not hidden but kept safe - I just figure a few more security cameras here and there, to prevent theft, vandalism etc... would be warranted for such a high profile building.

My biggest concern has always been the following: THE PENTAGON hit.

So, the UNITED STATES main defense/intelligence building has no security cameras on ALL areas near or close to where the plane crashed? The only image stills we see are from a gas stations C.C.? There are more cameras watching a CVS....