Headlight?  Goldfish bowl?  Redundant driving/fog lights? 

That tag is terrific. I hope this wont be the last time the tag "ostrichlopnik" will be used.

The radio was on a stick and swiveled. Ridiculous!

Might want to check that tire pressure.  I dunno, just an idea.

May want to check your tire pressure.  I dunno, Just an idea.

I actually think the Ford Granada looks better than the Mercedes.  It has much better rims, but most importantly it doesnt have shelvs for bumpers.  They protrude so much on the Merc that they would cause more accidents than anything.

Woah.... whats with the hatred Jalops?  The title just says better than your car but does not specify at what.  This car is better than any car you'll own at being a fast sports car that you can thrash and not care about door dings or guard rail rash.  Im sure the person who has an enormous Cadillac Escelade has a…

Clearly I am not a professional theif or stripper because I just dont get what they do with the parts?  The engine has serial numbers and will definitely be noticed if it comes up on ebay, the steering wheel and dash assembly are left in tact so they didnt steal the airbags and parts that would appeal to someone…