When do I get an apology for “Who’s Now”

Lalas ripped off Chris Burley’s rant from earlier in the week

This is Lalas in a nutshell. He truly believes soccer is about “leadership,” “grit,” and “determination.” That’s because he knows shit about skill and tactics. USMNT is quite worthy of criticism, but not from this waste of space and his ra ra bullshit.

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

...independently recognized distinct uniqueness...

Brings back memories of when I was but a young lad, striving for greatness in Little League. I....wasn’t much of a hitter, and when it came down to our last game, with the post-season tournament on the line, I ended up at the plate with the tying run on third. Down to our last out, and me...ME!...one of the worst…

I mean, let’s say Whitlock’s Theory On Race is correct, and Kaep isn’t really black. That would mean . . . a white QB knowingly risked his future employment to protest violent systemic racial inequality in America. Which would be bad because why?

Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.

They’re making a joke about criticism of Puig for vaguely defined character or behavioral faults and the conservatism of baseball’s conventional wisdom.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I like NASCAR, but their point system is dumb. It is possible to win the first 35 races of the season and lose the championship in the 36th. Their response is it is possible to go undefeated and lose the Super Bowl like the Patriots did several years ago, but the Patriots can’t be wrecked out of the Super Bowl by…

On the “not knowing it’s real” front, a few years ago Trump “bought out the WWE” in storyline. Not knowing it was just an angle, Wall Street panicked and WWE’s stock tanked, forcing the company to abandon the Trump storyline immediately.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

But it’s better than other infomercials because there are no breaks or replays, the action is constant.

Imagine the Sat-Nav system giving you directions in Ronspeak....

Seriously. That’s Madness.

“John from Cincinnati ... meet Bill from Boston.”

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…