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He also wrote the Wombles’ hit, “Remember You’re a Toothbrush,” which led to his hosting the Channel Four breakfast show, The Breakfast Show, with Gabby Logan. He lives with his partner, Danny Baker, who is a footballer for Windsor Athletic. He can’t drive because ginger people are banned from the roads in the UK.

can’t parallel park a train

Haha! The answer is ‘not very’.

CJ... what’s it like to have an awesome LeMans GT pilot in your roster of CJ Wilson Racing drivers? He must be cool - do you ever get star-struck?

Hey CJ! Who is your favorite beareded team member on your race team?

I suppose that would be better than “prefers manual trannys”

oldest car I have is my ‘93 NSX...thanks to Tavarish and the Jalop guys who keep saying to buy them it’s gone up in value since I bought it...

What advantages does the Mclaren P1 have over, say, a train — which you could also afford?

Please tell me that “pre-Madonna” was intentional.

MP4/4. 15 wins out of 16 races.

More lead changes in 4 or 5 laps than we're likely to see the whole season in F1. All hail the new king.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

You see, here's what I hate about this. Rovell definitely doesn't feel like he got owned there, or that some social media manager called him out on being a troll. His first thought is probably "ZOMG LOOK AT THIS ESTABLISHED BRAND INTERACTING WITH ME ON TWITTER SO ENGAGING AND CLEVER BY THE CUBS!"

This article is Jalopnik at its best.

That video was the best 42 seconds of my day.

SO MANY TROLLS! Can't you just congratulate someone on doing something different without having to pick it apart?! What have YOU done lately?
Congratulations, DAN! Can't wait to see your REPU! Go-go-gadget ROTOR!

I'd put the money down right now. Seriously.

I WANT IT. I WANT IT NOW. I WANT IT NOW .I WANT IT NOW .I WANT IT NOW .I WANT IT NOW .I WANT IT NOW .I WANT IT NOW .I WANT IT NOW .I WANT IT NOW .

[A 1969 Skyline 2000GT-R runs with a Nissan R380-III prototype for a photo shoot. Credit: Nissan]