Thanks for clearing up approximately how long it is. I’ve spent about half of my past three hours picking up trash and the other half driving the taxi. I’ve probably played 6 hours total. I know people adore other series like Skyrim and Fallout for their “do anything you want for however long you want” type gameplay…

It’s almost beyond me that people clamoring for another Shenmue haven’t raised this up as their new savior in the video game world yet. Remember how mundane so many of the tasks were in Shenmue? They’re just as mundane in Yakuza 5. I mean, have you ever had to wait at a stoplight in a video game before? Those lights…

A shot panning from left to right of the audience watching “Godzilla” would also be nice.

But some of the ideas they had were good. If they had only stuck with their guns and just did what they said, I don’t think they’d have issues as big as the ones they have now. I could be wrong, but I really did think the Steam like service could truly have been groundbreaking and I also thought that the whole game…

Given the improvements that Microsoft makes with XBL, why are the Japanese companies (Sony and Nintendo) having such a hard time making their online experience good? They’re slightly improved, but still a far cry from their American counterpart.

He should take it, cook it up, and sell it to crack heads. See what happens.

“UR-GODDAMN-ANUS” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it. Anyone else care to try one?

His hair is dumb. There. I said it.

Anyone see that flying game that had music which I totally mistook for the Inception soundtrack?

The sole reason that I didn’t buy a new console this holiday season. Guess I’ll be getting a PS4 when either Uncharted or Yakuza 0 comes out, though.

Horse tranquilizers?

I can only imagine Nicole Tan in tears, or at least I would have been if I was her. Developers are so underappreciated and I can only imagine what a personal thank you from someone on a worldwide broadcast must feel like.

Anyone ever shout out Herzog Zwei when discussing RTS’s?

If Konami was a person it needed to stab itself in the heart and throw itself off a cliff into a sea of goat dicks.

For what it’s worth, I love shrimp and I love chips. Somehow both as one...is fucking awesome.

Also, if they did put male characters in it, I imagine it being VERY fun to poke fun at while playing and people playing specifically for that reason. Imagine Ryu Hayabusa in a speedo with his ninja mask still on. That could make for some solid comedy. Dead serious here. Male characters are a missed opportunity,…

SJW FTW. Yes, I understand this is a completely sexist game and that anyone who doesn’t want it should simply speak with their wallets. In addition, I am also not offended by this nor am I a SJW at all, but I’m sure they’re happy.

The controller probably had the best d-pad of all time but I’m sure some of you Saturn people would disagree, though. I remember the EGM article that ran about SF II and how it was nearly “arcade perfect.” Come to find out there was actually a whole lot missing, but when it ran as well as it did who cared? Plus you…

I would definitely pick Omega Supreme. Omega Supreme, first of all, is a badass. His toys? Not so much.

So....anyone calling for a Larry Croft?