Not a creepy roommate story - more like adorable and heartwarming. About 8 months ago I brought home a small white kitten. I sent a text to my roommate as I was heading out the door for work letting him know that there was a new furry friend roaming around the house and to be on the lookout for her because, y'know,…

Hmmm... She reminds me of someone else that I find morally repugnant but I can't put my finger on it...

It's almost Halloween and we're talking about teenagers boning, so I feel like this is totally appropriate and also hilarious. You can thank me later.