First World complainer...

If this woman was a potential hurdle to Lolo's success as a bobsledder, I'm sure she hit her.

He was a redneck. WWF/WWE has a lot of redneck fans. Mystery solved!

"Want iOS 7's notification center but don't have an iOS device? No problem." WTF, why!?

I wish more people would wrong number text me. Where else can you have fun like this:

This keeps being the best response I've seen so far.

Was he trying to post a picture of a distracted fan on Deadspin?

It took you five minutes to read that article??

Our long national nightmare is almost over. It's about time somebody gave Peace a chance.

You wrote the dumb article.

"Kenyon is not near Uganda"

should be on the list.

Hey DailyKOS, we get it, he's a Washington insider who's slowly shifted from left-wing to right-wing yet still got elected twice despite being toothless and soft on enforcing penalties

Hang your key on a dog, hang the dog on a wind chime, put it and a bunch of identical wind chime in a bucket and you've got the most secure way to hide your house key.

Ohio and Michigan were at one point ready to go to war over Toledo. As an Ohioan, why didn't we just let them have it? WHY!?

"I want a pancake."

There are a series of billboards on the way to my work that say something along the lines of "Be kind to pets, animals are children too"

This is the closest many umpires get to a hoe

The irony here is that What The Fuck State isn't even on this list.