ThePalmtopTiger
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ThePalmtopTiger

I’m still waiting for a WC4, because WC3 was one of the best RTS games ever created.

*sigh* nope, this is not clever and no, you’re not being smart.

Stay with me here, I got a crazy theory:

In summary: turn your images on.

Fuck that. You stop watching them all at once.

Wait, the Wii and Wii U had online multiplayer? Huh.

RIP Free online multiplayer for consoles.

That feel when you can’t tell whether statements are parody any more.

Well, if Kotaku doesn’t want to hire you, Polygon or Waypoint will. Either way, you’re going places, kid.

The final scene from the Sakura story mode is her with longer hair (so a couple years after SFV) walking a dog when she sees Ryu in his standard gi and duffle bag wandering karate bum get up.

Where is Mario Strikers?? Tennis is fine and all, but Strikers Charged was easily the best Mario themed sports title.

Mamoru Hosoda is on the short list of directors I keep an eye out for. Not all of his movies were for me, but he has an excellent grasp of the craft and his use of family dynamics is often compelling.

It’s called Overwatch, not Flyover.

Halo enemies don’t get smarter... They just get damage, health, accuruacy and aggression buffs, and the player gets health and damage debuffs. It’s cheaty difficulty and it sucks.

This definitely solves a debate. Not the one about Super Saiyans, but the one about whether Toriyama is completely out of ideas and just making up nonsense or not.

And a majority of western manga fans were unaffected, thanks to no one knowing Rurouni Kenshin was still being published.

Well, seeing that I literally just wrote this article, you are asking the wrong person.

What is this winter vacation?