That old NES is sexy af

If there isn’t a light shining out of her mouth when she orgasms, you’re doing it wrong.

In the same sense there is no other reason than morality not to piss in your mom’s coffee before bringing it to her on New Years Morning...

It IS a random occurrence. Their cutscenes would “randomly generate” NPCs to make playthroughs a bit different each time. Not like, completely random, but they had a few models theyd swap around.

Maybe I can finally achieve my dream of getting people to pay to watch me brush my teeth or make my kid’s lunch.

“Something doesn’t add up”
Yeah, the subscriber numbers.

What I really hope from a videogame movie: Don’t copy the gameplay.

I agree that the Super Famicom packing is great. Just don’t think those colors work well on a keyboard. (When applied to a keyboard, the colors make it look like a 1980's Fisher-Price toy).

I also find it interesting that this year is also when both consoles got blown open with regards to hacking / homebrew. I know that there’s a ton of people interested in piracy (and those people are bad), but I can’t wait to see how the emulation scene develops with each console.

Sort of ironic, since I wanted Mario Maker to be more like Minecraft. It’d be cool to create 3D Mario levels with a Minecraft-esque building style. Not that Mario Maker didn’t scratch my platforming itch. Still, maybe we can get a similar game for the Switch where it incorpates the ideas from Minecraft? I’d buy and…

FWIW, she announced this months ago on Patreon, so the reveal has been gradual. (I suspect the overwhelming support helped with the “fuck it, let’s go for it”.)

Out of curiosity - are the Kotaku offices (along with all the rest) still the former Gawker Media offices, or was there a move after the Univision purchase?

Don’t...don’t defend this level of clickbait shitposting. Please.

At first I was wondering what the numbers were for... then I realised you thought palm flesh was a finger and I pitied you instead. The clue is in the lack of an extra knuckle.

Well I suppose compared to an early access game that never gets updates yet had tons of preorders, nothing is profitable enough for payroll.

Anyways, StarCraft 64 was Blizzard’s only flirtation with consoles for years before they ported Diablo III to current and last-gen machines, and in the years since it’s become pretty rare!

You know, I might actually cry tears of frustration if there was a Sleeping Dogs 2 in development when these guys got axed. Seems like it’ll be a while before we know. (If it’s ever extracted)

Weird. I wouldn’t mind if this was a mashup of all the games on one engine. A greatest hits remix of sorts. I want to support Wipeout but I am not interested in playing 3 different / old versions.

I like Felix as a person. I have no interest in Pewdiepie.
If he’s dropping the nonsense and acting more like himself, I may actually finally start watching....

Let’s judge Prey on its own merits. It clearly has nothing to do with its namesake.