lol, where did you get the idea that this site is the creme de la creme? This site is a shithole filled with know-nothings who like to pretend they’re knowledgeable, just like every other gaming website. I should know, I’m one of them.

I’ve been using a cost per hour metric for years, not to inform my purchasing decisions, but as justification of them. It’s not uncommon to be told that I’m wasting money on video games, but if you present it to others as a $/hour proposition it becomes a lot more reasonable. Consider this: a cinema ticket costs what,…

Does bamboo not grow like a weed anyway? I was always under the impression that you could cut down a stalk of that size and it’d be back within a few weeks.

You could always get the SD adapter that goes into your gamecard slot. It requires that your Vita be sitting on 3.60, but there’s a confirmed exploit that’s being held until after Sony stops updating the system. The only downside to doing so from what I can tell is that you just won’t have access to the game card slot…

Probably a few reasons: first, they intially released with two models neither of which sold well and then they released a revision two years later which saw similarly poor sales. They probably figured that a fourth model would do just as poorly.

very long time

Neither of those things will ever happen.

Sure, but Nintendo already fucked up. Literally every Switch to date is hackable due to a combined vulnerability in Tegra cards and a hardware flaw which they introduced as a security measure.

If it works the same way as the Steam Link then it should be easy. There’s a button that lets you minimize steam.

It’d be cool if there was a game jam with these images as its theme.

I’m actually close enough to go, but damn it, on a Thursday morning? I know the stereotype is that we’re all unemployed basement dwellers, but come on, how do they expect anyone to be there?

There are two types of people I hate: people intolerant of other peoples’ cultures, and the Dutch.

Don’t bother, I guess. Most of the time you’re in such a poor position that you couldn’t possibly abide by the meta if you wanted to.

I love this song. After watching Roommate the song and a poor version of the dance has been burned into my soul.

It’s really hard to say. SNES, PS1, and PS2 probably have the most heavy hitters.

Looks like I misread it. The DVDs were at the office. Not the girls in the DVD.

Investigators had discovered several DVDs that showed nude under-15-year-old girls at Watsuki’s Tokyo office.

Like if you’re playing a solos match and a squad of guys rolls up on you. With the new replay feature it would be pretty damn easy to get footage of this and report it.

If it doesn’t do any damage then what purpose does it have? Is it even a rocket? You might as well reimagine it as a UAV at that point.

We caught my dog, she dropped the bird pretty readily. When we tried releasing it the bird just sort of sat there; it was pretty inactive. We asked our neighbor who had a pigeon coup about it and he said there wasn’t anything to be done. The bird died a few hours later. It’s probably the only reason my dog was able to…