C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

How rare is four triples in a game? Can we get all excited about that instead?

The blimp now plans to tour the country doing its impression of Tiger Woods’s career.

the ideal outcome is that they both get knocked out.

Three of their four stars were drafted, making them affordable for the time being. The cap being what it is, you can’t get more than two or maybe three true max players in free agency. So while it’s be ridiculous unfair to the Warriors to change the rules just because they and only they drafted so well, I’m less…

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

There was once a team that won eight titles in a row.

He gets day of rest. Then a whole summer.

The Celtics already got the last win of their season earlier tonight

I’ve been obsessively keeping up with this to the point that’s it’s squashed any potential productivity for the last two days. I need a break from the news cycle, but only to make more popcorn.

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

...profits?

Yep. Those young men were babies once. And fuck babies, right?

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

They’re $20, not $15. Please update

They’re $20, not $15. Please update

This is terrible news for the Celtics, because now it’ll be extra embarrassing when they lose this series anyway.

My job is my job. My catharsis is cross-stitching and no one can take that from me.

Man...that last tweet though. Incredible.

This may not be the time or place, but with Charlie dying from leukemia, it is only fitting. We are currently fundraising for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society to try and fund the research that will eradicate this horrible disease. We should not still be losing the fight to cancer and if anyone can spare even $1…

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