I wonder which porn star Gronk is gonna fuck tonight.

Is Russell Wilson going to blame God for that play call?

HOW DO IT WALK

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

How about the Patriots can take out 1 PSI for each Lynch crotch grab?

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

My God, I hope your high school teammates didn't depend on you for the "phone a friend" portion of the old Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

The most deflated of all balls were the two between Andrew Luck's legs.

Just Fuck. I got nothing else. No, I guess I do. Educated, or maybe people who have had access to an education, refute evolution despite all the empirical evidence? Just Fuck. If Bill Walton is the voice of reason...Just Fuck.

You have to respect this level of premeditated trolling. Walton ordered the book, brought it to the game, waited for his chance on live tv.

I love that Andy Reid leads by example when it comes to off-season conditioning.

That's scary. Imagine how many more cars might have been involved if they'd FUCKING FILMED IT WITH THE PHONE HELD THE RIGHT WAY!

Considering the level of visability and the amount of snow on the road, EVERYONE involved in this crash was going way too fucking fast. They were flying.

So Josh Duhamel?

Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

Why wasn't Dez flagged for going on the field and arguing with no helmet on?

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.

I won't be content until Winston is taken off the field in handcuffs.

He just got picked off, too.