I can't be the only one terrified that this was going to be one of those "jump out screaming to scare you" videos...

Unfortunately, it wasn't an Italian sub.

is this something I should be contacting the police about... all I'm hearing is you saying "I'm going to stab someone at Wimbledon

Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie just made $20m for her ridiculous flop.

still can't beat this IMHO...AND he got a free kick out of it.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

If it weren't a real soccer ghost, we wouldn't be allowed to use the tag "Soccer Ghosts." Check and mate, ghost truthers.

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

This is clearly a fake.

Finally, a David Stern mention. If anyone needs to be called out for enabling, it's that guy. Stern was more strict on dress codes than he ever was on Sterling, even after his inner Marge Schott became public knowledge. Stern should have shut Sterling down, years ago but he didn't and here the NBA is in 2014,…

So he logged on to Porn Nub. So what?

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

This is an honest to God real bracket that was submitted in my friend's office pool.

You want to respond but you can't. And that's sad.

This whole vine is a series of amazing things.
1) Defenders use of the modified Super Crab stance. Making for maximum non-deffense.
2) the absurd, "Around your back" dribble that only works on white dudes under 5' 6" (Biebs prime opponents)
3) The supreme level of flop.
4) Defenders "Wha-happened?!" look at the camera.
5)…

No offense, Drew, but your hand looks like a hobbit foot. Hmm, maybe that is offensive. Sorry.

Let me guess, you're one of the two who didn't blow their whistles.

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks.

Two of her? All she did was put glasses on. The Clark Kent Effect is REAL.