Embrace the Suck: As close to good morale as it often gets, a sort of humorous disconnect from just how awful things are.

Jesus H. Whatthefuck! Green bean casserole outranks turkey. Put the TV dinner down, Burnenko, and find someone's fat mom to cook you a meal.

I'd be straight for Jon. And Patrick Stewart.

See...this is why I don't deal with the whole man/woman/trans/xeno/hydra/quadro/blended/neutral/mixed/furry whatever the fuck you kids call yourselves these days. I'm not dealing with it.

You have successfully constructed a monumental labyrinth in which to navigate gender. I'm sure you're very proud of yourselves.…