Oh man, deer are so stupid. Last year I had to borrow my cousins Evo to go to work and we were both living out in the sticks at the time. I came around a corner and there was a fucking herd of them crossing the road. Like twenty deer, and least. I stood on the brake pedal and did some fancy steering and actually…

man, that guy is british as fuck.

I cut my teeth on the GT series and when I bought my xbox 360, the lack of GT was one of the few things that I really missed. But then I picked up FM2 and things weren't so bad. I fell in love with FM3 and its rewind function and I've had an opportunity to play around a bit with GT5. The thing is, both series are…

What bugs me is how some manufacturers like to name their vehicles by throwing darts at a map of western North America. Tahoe, Yukon, Durango, Acadia, Denali, Colorado, Tucson, Santa Fe, Mojave, motherfucking Sedona. The trend seems to be dying lately, but seriously, have some imagination.

I think I'll save my money next month, buy Titanfall next year, and reward actual talent with my dollars. You know, this actually could be all sorts of fun. But I'm not giving it a chance because I'm so tired of CoD games.

Man, it's so weird that you wrote about this. I can't stand pumpkin spiced anything. I want to know what asshole cut open the first pumpkin and thought to himself, "Hey I wonder what this slimy orange offal tastes like?"

I'm an avionics tech and I got my start working on chinooks and blackhawks. Is it weird that I find the sound of a chinook just as satisfying as the engine notes from a high powered sports car?

Apparently you never played CoD 1 or 2. Here's a link to them on steam. http://store.steampowered.com/search/?snr=1_…

It's cool, but you need to do a Glock with the Tediore logo engraved on the slide. I will throw dollars at you for that.

I'm reasonably sure I'm a heterosexual, except for Jon. I'd be gay for Jon.

I remember reading somewhere that in Ancient Greece, large penises were seen as uncivilized. Yes, I know that homosexuality was much more accepted then than it is now. But I really think this is all a matter of which culture you are from. American men are not comfortable around other naked men, and I've had to…

OK so it obviously fails #12, but I think the US military HMMWV or I guess the first gen Hummer wins #1-#3.

You know, I was going to post something about how the military requires personnel to speak English because it has a very real interest in making sure that all of its members can communicate clearly with one another. I looked up the pertinent Army regulation and as it turns out, I was wrong. English is only a…

Actually a black surge is what I have now. I've lost like three leatherman tools over the last 8 years or so. Two were to customs prior to shipping out. You'd think I would have remembered not to put it on my belt the second time around. Make sure you get epoxy that will hold metal. Double Bubble has worked fine…

Fair enough. A shotgun does make an excellent weapon for home invasion situations. The problem is that "home invasion situations" don't actually happen all that often. Would you feel less opposed to something like this if they were giving out small handguns?

As a former soldier and avionics technician, these things were and still are absolutely invaluable. I have actually had lengthy debates on why the Leatherman tools were far superior to anything made by Gerber, Victorinox, and SOG. The ability to fold the knife out with one hand automatically wins in my book, but…

Look, I know I'm stepping into a minefield here. But I support the second amendment in principle (though I still believe the NRA and LaPierre are extremist nutjobs). I do understand that this is nothing more than a cynical attempt by right wingers to earn some support from stupid women. Sort of like making a brain…