"Dear oh dear, I feel so bad for Nick Saban right now."

- nobody

Awww even Bats parents showed up.

But really, it has been a long time since Jay dealt with something like 20 k.

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

Jesus H, Tim. He's destroying buildings and breathing fire now, too?

No one does it better than Bugs as the great Leopold Stokowski. He spurns the baton!

I don't have time for this trailer, the tigers are playing *hits desk* tonight. I never miss a game.

Do.

Or a siren on top of his head.

What do the centauri from Babylon 5 have to do with this?

So are they going to be filled with tedious Libertopians and anarcho-capitalists musing about how about electronic currency is going to break the power of government banks and tax collection agencies?

will this be the first recorded instance of the germans using the word fun instead of precisely effective?

People who have been featured in the New York Times:

In certain countries, Muslim women, if they’re raped, are killed – it’s their fault.

The Mercurians are an irascible and proud lot and would never stand for that.

Hell yeah! This is America! Anyone who reads these tweets can tell you our official language is Broken English.