Is it that hard to read the article?

If life gives them lemons ... they make life take back those fucking lemons! They don't need them! They'll create their own lemons. Procedural! I'm Space! ... ON FIRE!

Is that the logo of Kotaku on the last box?

But remember they said it was literally IMPOSSIBLE to do so because of the coding or something. You know, just like the Xbone said.

The worst part of the whole big breasted female character discussion is that now some feminists and white knights simply assume that because a female character has big breasts she is to be automatically considered dumb, less important, objectified, and made for horny teenagers with no real substance.

No, just someone who has been on the bar scene before. As opposed to somebody who watches it from behind their window.

*cough* White Knight *cough*

I, too, hate the sound of women laughing Patricia.

Basically, this troll gets online with a gamertag called "Xbox Sign 0ut," and they try to make people say that gamertag in a rage. In games like Call of Duty, this scenario isn't so hard to orchestrate: people scream all the time. Granted, most likely won't fall for this trick, and if they do, there's no guarantee…

Sounds very similar to the newly announced Evolve. Was there any knowledge of this game before, or is their hand being forced by the announcement?

Because PC gamers are cheap. They say PC is the master race, but truth is, they're just poor. Learn to get a job, and earn money.

Gabe, please don't inflate the already inflated egos of the PC Master Gaming Race even further.... -_-

Hello Inspector. It has been some time. Read your bulletin carefully today.

"Papers, please." "What is the purpose of your trip?" "I plan to play games." "Duration of stay?" "I stay just 14 days." "There is a problem with your documentation." DETAIN

Hmmm decided to load up Hotline Miami after watching this video.

And you are another user that bitches and moans about everything that gets posted on Kotaku as if you where forced to visit the site every day or for some reason had to pay to get an account.

He is not even close to being a bully. There are just too many sheltered pussies in the world that need to learn to toughen the hell up and grow a backbone instead of crying and blaming others.

Two words: Lemonparty HD.