People call them HAMburgers. Because that's what they are. They aren't burgers made out of hands.

Jewish rap music?

My favourite is when you're going from say... Birmingham to Manchester and LOADS of people have just brought there own beer for the trip. No one cares, it's brilliant. I've been offered a beer on a train before. Surprisingly cold... It unnerved me how cold it was.

That would have completely different connotations if you were in prison...

Kermit must be really hard done by if he's doing voice over work for YouTube videos.

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I know they're only stickers but still... Don't. Just peel them off and we'll forget it ever happened. Please.

I don't think I ever went to silver rush in NV but my god... Tenpenny Tower? I would murder the hell out of all of them. I don't know why. I wouldn't do this to any other town. But I would just have no problem going through the hotel with a pistol and a melee weapon just killing them all. This article has literally…

This annoys me a lot, but something else that really pisses me off. Something that both PS3 and the 360 are guilty of.

I believe he's wondering why it can't be like the 360/Wii/Steam. Because when you download on any of those, it installs as it downloads, making it easier and taking less time.

I just... I can't explain why, but I just find this whole thing insanely funny. It's so simple but it's just brilliant.

This was one of the best threads I have read on Kotaku. Thank you. Both of you.

No, it doesn't matter, everyone is already infected but bites and scratches speed it up.

HA! That's great!

This isn't a traditional "dog shaming" video but it's one of my favourite videos EVER.

THEY BETTER HAVE AN OPTION TO PLAY AS A MALE VERSION OF LARA CROFT... Or so help me GOD... I will sit there and not give a shit about it, because it doesn't even remotely affect me in the slightest.

It is a brilliant movie though. So fucking messed up, but it's a really good film.

If there was an option for killing Lilly... I would have done it.

Exactly the same man. I don't think I've ever been that pissed at a game before. It was just so out of the blue as well. I literally shouted "THAT BITCH!" and I know, had there been an option, I would have killed her. I didn't feel awful after leaving her, I felt awful I couldn't do worse... This game makes me fear…

I wasn't that crazy about SFXT, but I might buy it again. I just felt it wasn't that polished. It was good, but the whole on-disk DLC thing really turned me off it. I would mainly use Asuka and Ryu as well. Fucking loved Asuka.