Come at me brother.

Pretty sure that's the date for E3 so they'll probably make an official announcement then.

*Cough* Hugo Boss *Cough cough* Nazis *Cough*

Oh god! I want this. I want it so hard but....PSN! D':

Yeah but, that takes all of what, 5 minutes to rectify? It's just that I'm in the same position he is and I'm not reeeeeaaally that bothered.

...Stress?

A bag of sand.

You still okay to cover my shift on friday?

"..."

Why you always telling me to go fuck a goat!?

Would it be possible to use the controller AND the Kinect in conjunction with each other? Like using the hands for signals or to throw a grenade.

No thanks. It's okay. You can keep it. HONESTLY!

'Cos you technically already own the skins. You're just paying to use them, which you have to admit, is somewhat bullshit.

Or even TRY to look presentable. Honestly! Criminals these days! They do NOT give a shit about appearance. It appalls me!

I laughed.

Yes but you have an incredible top hat. So it cancels out. Right!?

Why is it... that EVERY paedophile has to have such GOD AWFUL HAIR!? Seriously, the last news article you had about the xbox live paedo, he had shit hair as well.

Steven... Steven Baldwin?

This sucks man BUT if they are looking for ransom, you can tell them you don't have money. But what you do have are a very particular set of skills; skills you have acquired over a very long career.

"like 8 midgets" Is a really good one. "You were killed by like 8 midgets." I fucking wet myself at that. Thought it was genius.