OK, I think I found an article about you, abeyer:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-…

Dear God, your serious aren't you?

<scene> As I sit here in my mid-town loft in my skinny jeans, thick rimmed glasses and t-shirt that is a size too small, I begin to question Justin Timberlake's relevance to this planet that I call home. Though he is the most popular person in the music world I feel he is a phony! I have never met him, but since I…

You've obviously spent no time on the Internet in the past 5 years.

So, welcome to the Internet! It's where the funny stuff is.

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

Ok seriously though, lets clarify this one: JT is NOT Queen. Bohemian Rhapsody was a legendary exception, and it's exactly this logic that makes JT think this is ok. He thinks he is on the same level as Queen, and no one has the heart to tell him that all his songs sound the same and for all we know this is just a…

As someone pointed out in another thread, her smartphone probably had passwords and other sensitive info on it. They could have continued to victimize and rob her if she'd left the phone with them. Some choices have consequences so dire, they're not really a choice at all. This is where the term "coercion" is…

I was feeling sassy-slash-pretty in a breezy white dress. Did I mention he was shirtless? My heart still flutters when I remember it.

I really don't think 50SOG can compete with a sex scene as realistic and scintillating as this:

Forget the racing. He should be arrested for that colour scheme:

And if that's a toy store, so be it.

Mine said:

"Attractive" is code for "most active on OkC."

Honestly, the best thing about this to me is that it confirms my suspicion that I will finally be able to go down a few cup sizes if I stick to my weight loss goals.

I AM loving the idea that this dickbag teacher is being put on this emotional roller coaster. Like "Ooh! Got away with it. D'oh! No I didn't! DAMN YOU THE INTERNET!!!"

You should watch Sons of Anarchy. The man broods like nobody's business.

I....I don't know anything about the book or anything but how can anyone with a sexual interest in men complain about Charlie Hunnam? He's as pretty as men get. Plus you get the hilarity of listening to him try and sound like he's not British.

How can you honestly compare shoe size to a mean comment about weight? For all the rude employee knew the girl was shopping for a gift. She was probably painfully aware of the fact she did not fit in their clothes.

Yes, Mr. Gibbons, I'm sure that this woman who will have her sex life and potentially her sexual history as well as entire social history laid out for public scrutiny because of reporting your illegal actions to authorities feels a lot like she's winning. Almost how you felt after that Sugar Bowl. Sure it's similar.

I didn't hear any slant in this story. Either way anyone over 20 who doesn't give a foul ball to a kid is a fucking loser.