Thank you, Tracy! The Nerdy Mr has been complaining about the lack of equality in pockets since the start of our relationship (that's almost 10 years). Flattering pockets CAN be done! I found a bunch of nice scrub tops that look tailored, and now I always have pockets and they don't pull my clothes down if I shove the…

This made me laugh harder than anything else in the past two weeks. Thank you for putting this thought into such beautiful satire, because there's also totally no reason for this dude to still work in entertainment.

I would really, really like it if I never heard the term vegan leather again. It's plastic leather, you know, pleather. *facepalm*

Are you me? I'm half kidding. The Nerdy Mr is at least way into audio books. So we still get to talk about literature. But, these things happen. Life is compromise.

Yeah, I guess, if being accurate and right makes you a bitch. . . . Oh, wait, what am I saying? We're talking about dudebros. Bitch on, else they'll never learn.

I hope so. American Hollywood is a depressing-ass industry.

Yes, yes it does.

I think you're right on the anatomy.

Somewhere there's some executive that truly loves dry, stale chocolate cake.

I miss the Lil' buckets too! Cake and pudding forever!!

hmmm.

Butter can masquerade as food any time. I will allow it. :D

You win my heart and the Internet.

My guess, since the quote came from the police dispatchers, is that they couldn't resell the cake in question. But I've been happy to say I wouldn't be sad if they discontinued their cake.

Hahah! Popeyes has the best biscuits.

Ah well, KFC not selling cake anymore is not a large loss to humanity.

They sell a weird chocolate chocolate chip mini bundt cake kind of deal. The one I had tasted like sadness incarnate. Unless they're doing trial runs of a lemon cake, the dude brought the cake in. And again, their cakes are not good. Like a vaguely frosted cellulose sponge. So, maybe it would be a good thing if KFC no…

Never trust a Kris Jenner look-a-like.

Brilliant plan! If we all invent our own languages, these kinds of jerks won't be able to communicate with us any longer! Time to build a cabin!

I do video and animation, and I'm in the same boat as you: if you cannot see, you cannot work in a non-tactile visual profession (had to make an exception for Degas' sculpture). I can't imagine someone in mere moments putting an end to the life and profession I've worked so hard to build. And to do it over something…