Yes, thank you. Also, all of their frosting tastes like that fake buttercream that grocery stores use (the brand name is, somewhat ironically, Bettercream.). And you're lucky if your crumbs cupcake takes a whole hour to get stale since it's likely been slowly re-baking under the lights in the case for two days.

I'm not lovin' it.

I summed this story up for my other half and he replied: "Maybe it's time for the U.S. to think about seceding from Texas."

They do indeed! That's how I keep my dog so cute! Jasper used to love eggs, cooked or raw, shells and all:

You can buy double yolked eggs by the dozen now:

Your local grocery store might be doing it to you too. I worked at two owned by large chains around 2001-2008, and the first one never taught new cashiers to tare the containers and the second company didn't even have a procedure for it.

I can really see where that 40% enemy rating comes from. . . .

I heard it for the first time in a novel by either Spider Robinson or Heinlein (after Variable Star the two kind of blend together for me when it comes to things this specific.) but apparently the axiom has been around for quite a while: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Design_by…

"A camel is a horse designed by committee."

The two people I know who sought to have theirs reversed weren't following the correct after-surgery diet (both under the impression that after surgery they could eat anything they wanted and were eating snack cakes and candy instead of the very critical 3 oz of protein shake you have to eat for like a month before…

I know the band is reversible (most of why it's the only bariatric surgery I don't have strong negative feelings about. That, and everyone I know with one has been very, very happy with it), and I thought I mentioned that, but I hadn't heard of any gastric bypasses being successfully reversed. I know two people who…

Nice to know his tattoos are real, among some other very nice NSFW things. . . .

2 out of the 3 bariatric surgeries I know of are irreversible. Gastric bypass does what it sounds like, bypasses part of your digestive system, and the gastric sleeve procedure actually removes a portion of the stomach to make it more like a sleeve and less like a bag. The only reversible weight loss surgery I know of…

My logic dictates that it's got to be the girlfriend as her irresponsible actions created this entire situation. There would be no family of selfish people if she hadn't sold the dog.

Depending on the price of purebreeds in that area, and the state/local laws, she might be looking at more serious charges. In Alaska, for example, felony-level larceny starts at just $500.

All he does is have the subject stand in front of a white background and make sexually suggestive poses in various stages of undress.

This, this, this! A well-made corset is comfortable and the best breast support there is. No straps that dig in, just wonderful, effortless, support that comes up from your core muscles.

I see the list of douchebags who should be beaten with statistics books grows ever longer. I think this also calls for that OED. . . .

Hahaha! I was aiming for something he might be able to understand.

Yes. That math makes me want to burn things. He needs to be beaten with a grade school math book, then a statistics book, then grade school math again.