I have an Aussie friend who stays with us when he comes to NY every other year. He's very fond of saying: "If this were my country, we would have fired your government twice by now."

Yes! Black satin pillowcases from Amazon forever!

At least you bought them on sale. That's less money made from them.

The official line is "one-hour prequel." Sounds like the pilot, and Better Call Saul is definitely picked up as a series.

Does anybody else think they might drink Boone's Farm instead?

My mom's best friend's name is Linda. All of my childhood memories of her are of her being the "cool, hip" aunt.

That right there is why I own a box of the OB ones without applicators. I throw them at idiot boys like that.

You know, I totally didn't. That's a good catch. Makes a lot more sense.

Bless your beautiful heart.

You know, there are a lot of other famous birthdays one could be celebrating today: H.G. Wells, Gustav Holst, Chuck Jones, Bill Murray, Ethan Cohen, Jerry Bruckheimer, and even Stephen King, to just name a few.

Jonah Hill drives me crazy too. But he was practically the best part of This Is The End. He plays himself as too insufferably nice to actually be that nice with secret selfish motives. It's kind of lovely when he gets his comeuppance.

This is why the government forced poor Adam Scott to get married. Do you see what you two started?

I'm kind of less upset about the "whiteface" (There's a long long history of women dressing like other women.) than I am about the awful photoshopping in most of these pictures (Look at her boobs in the Cindy Crawford. Not good.)

Thanks so much. Actual data helps a lot.

If you don't mind another annoying Kinja question—

Yeah, the silly string in the face does not help either.