Pictured: the best and second best American men's singles players.

Were you in some kind of competition to see how poorly you could write that first sentence?

The Seattle Sounders are down 1-0 to Santos Laguna after the first leg of their CONCACAF Champions League Semifinal. Next leg is at Santos. Considering how good Santos is at home against MLS opponents, it will be tough for the Sounders, who now need to score away goals to get through to a final matchup with either…

Maple Jordan

"Duffman...can't smile! OHHH YEAH!"

Taking picture of himself.