Your tennis coverage is exceptional and welcome.

It's been 13 years, Keyshawn. I think it's time to let it go.

If only there was a per-capita version of the map! If only!

They actually tried this in America already, only instead of soccer it was college football, instead of players it was an assistant coach, and instead of the field of play, it was a shower.

It's a given that any draw would be relatively easy for France. They've been practicing drawing since at least 30,000 B.C.

That's roughly the level of excitement that I typically associate with the state of Misery Missouri.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Pete Rose.

Leave it to Columbus to promote the Bluejackets.

they just missed out on their first time touching a black person.

Either that or Tyson doesn't understand that he isn't actually a part of the tv shows he watches.

Second 0: Rafa tosses the ball.

I had big plans in Athens, but Marathon really fucked them up. I had to head back to Asia afterwards.

Hey long dong Timmy, I'm not a serial date rapist so I don't listen to that stuff. Thanks for the suggestion, though.

Dear Iguodalanodon,

The ADA is run by a bunch of bureaucrats that are not in shape themselves. To take their advice is comparable to taking marriage advice from a teenage boy. To put things simply, all that really matters is calories in vs. calories out. There are not many foods that are "bad for you." What exactly differentiates a Big…

Wow, they sure burned Drew. I mean it is now clear that Drew was totally wrong about how self-important, self-aggrandizing, and circle jerky Cardinal fans are.

Yes.