Perhaps they were just concerned about the sparks from your failed air suspension. As in HEY YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE

I always thought the teal probe was the home run.

Are those fake window accents really necessary? Couldn’t they have just pulled an FF and not done that?

Or just deal with it, like people who know what comes with owning a Jeep have for 75 years. 4 doors was bad enough.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Don’t fight it

Can we legalize tanks? Everyone’s reasoning for SUVs and trucks are because they’re safe...Tanks will take safety to a whole new level.

Buy a Subaru or everyone and everything you love will die

To be fair, most white people are comfortable with jokes about race as long as they’re the ones making it, not the ones receiving it. At least from my experience. Props to Wilmore though. His show deserves more recognition than it gets.

People are fucking weird. This was HILARIOUS. And all the more so by how many complete cringe worthy moments there were, of all these media people being entirely unable to laugh at them selves. Did you guys see Blitzer’s face?? If eyes could kill, Larry would be dead. Dead, I tell ya.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

If I buy my gal a ring for $21k (AAAAACK), she'd better be able to summon Captain Planet with that thing.

All this talk about protecting little girls. What is more likely to cause a little girl to be upset in the bathroom - a trans woman who’s outward appearance looks exactly like a woman (but who has a penis underneath her clothes), or a trans man who’s outward appearance looks exactly like a man (but who is forced to…

Shouldn’t somebody *seriously* start a “pray the bigot away” movement.

There must be *SOME* non-asshole church people who are fucking sick of this hateful shit.

first man i see go in a girls bathroom, that man will be using the bathroom through a straw in a hospital for a month.

Interesting how this ad seems to be targeting mostly heterosexual men (and possibly married lesbians, but I doubt it). Ted Cruz doesn’t care what you think if you’re a woman, because in that case you should probably leave the politics to the men. Don’t worry, we’ll look for you....

Nope nope nope nope nope NOOOOOPE PLEASE everyone stop saying that Warren should be the running mate. She can do SO MUCH MORE GOOD where she is right now than she ever could possibly do as VP.

Blackburn is legit crazypants. I’m convinced Chris Matthews has her on Hardball from time to time just because he needs a good laugh.

““I am totally willing to overlook the issues if Tesla fixes it.” She went on to say that that if she had similar issues with her Cadillac Escalade, she “would be furious.””

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.