Have you hit anyone recently?

So for about $10,000 you got 9-1/2 years of truck. That’s not really too bad.

A BMW badge?

“Oh hey, here’s a police chase. Let’s narrate it like some bros judging a wet t-shirt contest in Cancun on spring break. Oh wait. What is this? Could it possibly be one of the likely outcomes of a police chase? TOO FAR. Sorry folks. Didn’t expect real life to happen so quickly!”

Was the windshield tinted black?

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

This is disgusting. I can’t believe in the desperate search for mid-day ratings, a network TV station would air such garbage. I hope more people get angry about this, ugh, Rudy Giuliani, what a waste.

Better yet, take his keys away Jesus.

Las Vegas, Reno, Atlantic City...this is what happens when America doesn’t take teaching Math to kids seriously.

“You guys are heroes”

Also, they’re beads.

Oh this dude is “gluten-sensitive” for sure.

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Really?

No, that’s Nissan. And Lexus. And Toyota. And Honda.

Nope, not bothered. In fact, I can’t wait for the Nissan Tit. I’m going to motorboat it. I mean, tow my motorboat with it.

Huh, telling me I should bow down before the one I serve? That I’ll get what I deserve? Because, before I’d give Trump control, I can think of a lot of things I’d rather do.

just remember everyone. The TSA confiscates liquids in case they are a bomb. They then throw these alleged bombs in the trash...right next to them...in the busiest part of the airport...in case they are bombs...with all the other ‘bombs’ that they confiscated. right there. If this doesn’t tell us just how idiotic our…