“Oh hey, here’s a police chase. Let’s narrate it like some bros judging a wet t-shirt contest in Cancun on spring break. Oh wait. What is this? Could it possibly be one of the likely outcomes of a police chase? TOO FAR. Sorry folks. Didn’t expect real life to happen so quickly!” Read more
So much for the Americano Dream...
I think god loves us a latte but sometimes he has to espresso his anger with us.
This was part of God’s grande plan.
I guess God was just venti his anger!
Oh this dude is “gluten-sensitive” for sure.