The problem I have with that - and yes it makes me a crochety old bastard(I'm 28) - is that there's already a ton of "mechanics" out there that are ridiculously reliant on computers these days. If they can't plug a computer in and have it tell them what's wrong they have no clue how to diagnose a problem. Not saying…

"What it really is is a mashup of 70's and 80's Trans Am inspired design elements that never appeared on a first generation Firebird on what is essentially a first generation Camaro design (which is why my meter has a "C" in it). The side scoops, the chicken, the color scheme; none of them are correct."

Ok, you're right, I can't exactly say always. Most articles I read, which admittedly aren't all of the ones posted daily, you're usually contradictory to someone, be it commenter or editor. It really is getting to the point of when i read an article, i look for your comments.

You know what I love about you? You ALWAYS have to bring up your "new, special order, '09 Z51" as some way of proving....something. We'll just assume it's proof of your willie, but it doesn't matter. Just in cases like this you always have to post a picture of a Vette but also constantly have to tell about how you got…

Pretty much all of Ivo's cars should be on the list. Back before the NHRA made racing so...sanitary.

So far, it seems I'm in the minority: I think that Civic wagon is hideous. But I think that term describes all the current Civics. Just, ew.

Is driving drunk on the wrong side of the interstate a hobby of Ohioans? This happened to me; I was the co-driver sleeping in the back of the truck and got pretty torn up.

I had a G60 5-speed Corrado, if I remember right it was a 91 (I've owned a lot of cars and was a raging alcoholic when I owned it so I may be wrong on the year). That was probably the most fun FWD car I've ever been in. Still want another one, once finances allow.

:-D

Exactly why the 440 call outs on my hood are gone :-)

Ignoring all the other things wrong, what I don't understand is: How do you not notice your battery's held down with twine? Do you never open the hood at all?

"Once again, there's no right and wrong in this video"

Indeed it is.

Where in the fuck is my jetpack?

It didn't, except for the like 2 seconds of Mississippi Queen they played right as he got out of the truck. Other than that, the second song was Stevie Ray Vaughn's version of Voodoo Chile (Slight Return). Dunno what the first song was.

MOPAR OR NO CAR

You know how to much sure a Baptist don't drink all your beer on a fishing trip? Bring two of em.

They already do and have for at least 5 years. Not to mention trucker's atlases.

R12 hasn't been used in new products since 91/92/95 (I can't fully remember, been several years since I went to AC school). R134 is less harmful than R12 by a long shot, but it's still very harmful to the enviroment. Last I heard there were several new refrigerants coming out, the industry hadn't settled on a specific…

While you wasted lots of brainpower to come up with a funny (to you and only you) comment about dumb rural folk, you neglected to use brainpower to realize the truck doesn't run, hence them trying first a comealong and then this to get it on the trailer. Granted, they are stupid and they did fuck up, so did you.