I don't see where you called that a website would write a satire piece about Bob Lutz being named Secretary of Transportation. Maybe I lack reading comprehension.

My buddy called his "Porn Star".

Wait, wait...Chicks dig it? I thought you grew it for Tanner!

Have you had the beard since you were an embryo?

Modeled after the owner's crack baby's head.

That's one of the most malformed steering wheels I've ever seen! CP even though I love LUVs.

That car's featured in the current issue of Hot Rod Mag. Really cool ride.

Our favorite thing to do was go through the trucks on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and write up the shit that wasn't written up by the operators on Monday. Trucks with no oil on the dipstick, no block and pan, etc. Then Thursday morning our SCO would have the entire squadron at our motor pool, yelling and cussing and…

Having been a soldier in a motor pool, I can tell you it's SOP to have a drain pan and chock block. You chain em to the truck (and paint your truck number on it) so the idiot clerk that lost theirs doesn't steal yours and instead has to write up a missing one and get their asses chewed out. Which is really fun to…

Ninety-9 doesn't.

Jesus how many times did you copy and paste that for a response?

The MDX is probably their #1 seller, which pays for the sedans to be de-beaked.

Corrado! I still miss my G60.

I dunno. It was a G60 with a Bahn Bruer (probably misspelled that) bigger supercharger. It was a lot of fun and lasted longer than the SVX probably would've, considering that was my teenage beat-the-hell-out-of-your-car-and-full-throttle-everywhere phase. Sold it back to the guy I bought it from, after I blew it up,…

I almost bought a supercharged SVX years ago. Thing was scary first, but even scarier were the brakes: Damn rotors must've had waves an inch deep in em. Couldn't get the dealer to budge on either fixing that or knocking some money off the price so I walked away. Got a Corrado instead.

Well thanks Kinja, now I see someone else said the cloud cars...bastard.

Chrysler "Cloud" cars, Cirrus, Stratus, and Breeze.

Folks complain about how people who drive trucks don't really need them, blah blah blah.

You do realize the one ski thing is a joke right?

You're comparing apples to oranges. If you're too stupid to realize that, I don't know what to tell you.