I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?

I want my fucking recipes with some god dammed step-by-step instructions and less big idiotic run on sentences about the duality of life and rump roasts for fuck sake.

Maybe if LeBron comes back they can celebrate by setting the lake on fire.

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

No one cares.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

You're the worst.

Although @NHLFlyers does come off as boorish here, it's actually a fairly reasonable twitter account compared with the screaming of @NHLCAPS.

Yes, I would expect her to take my name, no it would not be weird...

Arizona - still the shittiest state.

MARK I AM AN AMERICAN AND I PAY MY TAXES AND VOTE AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FORCE ME TO CONFORM TO YOUR LIBERAL AGENDA.

Wow, Eli Manning looks terrible.

This is dumb. I immediately (or actually, too late to edit) regret this.

I kinda sorta want to kick you in the shins for that.

Oh you've got to be goddamn kidding me.

Long BB to Freedom

You. Have. Low. Standards. Like. Real. Low.

The offensive part of this, to me, is that prep hockey has such a well designed website. That is grotesque in a way I can't quite put my finger on; I am just certain that a prep website should consist of primary colors and poorly framed photos.