Just because he took a smart path to get his money and get out doesn’t mean that he didn’t love the game. He is just smart enough to realize it is a bad long term career for ones health.

LaVar isn’t trying to be Marv Marinovich, or Richard Williams, or Earl Woods. He’s just trying to be the worst LaVar Ball that he can be.

Fathers be good to your ballers

What, no Sarkisian? Fuck you then, he’ll drink alone!

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

Her name is Lemon Pepper, obvs.

We call that a Motown special.

Any time you dial a Detroit area code there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll get either a hooker or a Little Caesers Pizza. Sometimes both.

Shockingly, when you try for mainstream coverage, you need to deal with mainstream standards. Who would have guessed?

Best sports hair past and present:

Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

Found this fan photo of Sicnarf’s round taken from the stands

https://www.nraila.org/articles/20150522/rep-steve-scalise-introduces-bill-to-relax-restrictions-on-interstate-firearm-sales

OMG that sketch. “Taint Misbehavin’” is my favorite pun ever.

“otherwise law abiding gun owners” who disobey rules are also known is “armed criminals”

Of all the things Nintendo might be doing wrong, Mario Kart isn’t one of them. Get some air.

Yeah, nevermind it’s still regarded as probably the best MK around and sold millions. Nintendo, what morons!

HA