Lache Seastrunk. He was a better college player than Michael Sam and was drafted higher. Sometimes you're just not a good fit in the NFL. Michael Sam needs to keep developing his game. So does Lache Seastrunk.

Can we please get some fountain lady updates?

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I know right. That and dancing have got to go...

SAN ANTONIO! WHY IS THERE NO SAN ANTONIO TEAM!!!

To be fair, JJ Watt was in that ass all day long.

Actual translation: "I'm a billionaire. That's why I pay other people millions of dollars. To do the things that I just don't want to do."

I see your point, but I think it's not out of the realm of possibilities to believe that the NFL is just straight up lying. If the NFL had the tape, which they had access to through Ray Rice's lawyer, I would assume that they actually watched it when they were doing their disciplinary phase of the investigation. He…

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I seriously wonder what his wife has to say about this.

Texas does have the only openly gay Mayor of a major city. And they freaking love Annise Parker. She won in a landslide in the 2013 election.

You've never been to Austin, have you?

As a Case Keenum fan, I wholly disagree. Manziel was a much better college QB. He ain't a pro QB, but he was an all-time great at the college level. He was definitely unique.

Juiced up Canseco was my favorite.

I think the NBA dress code has been a success. I look back at the players before the dress code, and I don't think thug like some people proclaim, I think kid who doesn't know how to dress and has too much money. I think that's a fair statement about the players that came into the league between 95 and 05.

Go earn our paycheck.

Backcourt: Rose, Lilliard, Harden, Curry, and Irving

Texas A&M has 650 student-athletes. If they gave every single one of those athletes a 5,000 dollar stipend, that would cost $3.25M. Last year they had $92M in revenue. They could easily cover that stipend out of their pockets, or even just sell a few sponsorships. btw, They are building this:

Don't be so sure...