How does FERPA not apply here. You did an entire, in depth, article about the bad stuff going on at FSU (Jameis Winston Isn't The Only Problem Here: An FSU Teacher's Lament), but wouldn't name names in order to comply with FERPA standards. Now, as a journalist for Deadspin, you name names because of an anonymous…

I guess he found a new friend...

Ask Miles Simon how much winning Most Outstanding Player at the NCAA championships made him. I'm sure he's treasuring his CBA championship trophy as well...

I don't think you get what the NCAA is. UK is the NCAA. The NCAA is the agreement that all the schools have on what the rules of the game should be. The NCAA works for the schools, not vice versa. It only exists because the schools like UK have set it up. This is similar to the argument about Roger Goddell and…

No, she's pretty auto-tuned. Every high school glee club has at least 10 girls who could out sing her. Some of her live stuff is just plain bad. She's on Britney Spears level of singing. Cute, but not particularly good.

I always thought the song would be better sung by someone with a more powerful voice. Miley just has a voice that's "passable" as a pop artist. It's very autotuned and not very strong, but the song has moments where you can really belt out some powerful notes if you got the chops. Someone like Katy Perry, Pink, or…

Is excessively baggy pants considered "wearing pants"? What's the limit?

I wonder if he accepted a bonus from the team for being selected to the pro bowl as a Tight End? If he accepted the bonus, than wouldn't that be an admission that he is in fact a TE? If he would have been considered a WR, he may not have been selected to the Pro Bowl.

This is why I think he's going back to college. It's hard for players to get sick of you when they are there for only 4 years. The turnover helps assholes like Saban and Urban.

The only thing better than Snow Reporter is Hurricane Reporter

They're Democrats?

Meanwhile, the Dolphins barber shop quartet shaved a dong onto a rookies head

Oof. This is usually caused by a venereal disease. Wrap it up when you're on the road, Mike.

Anyone who had colonies in Africa should be above the US. Belgium, Italy, Portugal, etc. Africa is still being crushed by the problems caused by colonialism.

The Balkans had genocide in the 90's, so I think that trumps anything the US has done racially in a while.

I like the bear at the closing ceremonies. Al Michaels and Chris Collingsworth did a good job of staying out of the way in the closing ceremonies. Michaels would do a few discriptions of what was supposed to be going on, Collingsworth was the everyman who asked a few pertinent questions, and the Russian expert did a…

I thought the bear was kinda cute.

Hosting DWTS is not nearly as labor intensive as performing on DWTS. All she has to do is show up once or twice a week for a few meetings and taping. She already lives in LA. Plus, it's not football season and she doesn't work the other sports much.

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