He keeps saying he's the hardest worker ever. That he never stops practicing. Then why does he still throw it like those Make A Wish Foundation kids?

I always feel like it's more about the time than the distance. 30 minutes is always solid. If you are feeling shitty, than just go slow. If you are feeling pretty good, than pick up the pace. On weekends when I got the time I do a long, slow run. at least an hour, but at barely jogging pace. I run using the…

TURD

Well, It's pretty cold in Indy right now, so if you're playing on grass, you're probably outdoors. The ground is actually going to be harder than the fieldturf that's installed in the Colts stadium. Fieldturf isn't so bad. It actually has rubber pellets ingrained in the plastic fake grass. If the temperature is…

Well, he has been nominated for 10 Grammy's, so some critics think he's pretty good.

This happens all the time to kickers and punters. They basically price themselves out of the market. Kluwe was a 30+ year old punter who was in the bottom half of the league, and was scheduled to make 1.4 million dollars. NFL front offices are businesses first and foremost. It's extremely complicated to lower a…

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because he is a vested player, he can only take so much of a pay cut. Minimum salaries increase the more years you have in the league. Jeff Locke played for the league minimum and had almost the same exact stats as Kluwe. Punters are highly replaceable. If it looks like a younger guy can do your job for cheaper,…

Maybe the coach is a homophobe, but they cut Kluwe for the same reason that the Patriots cut Zoltan Mesko. He was in the last year of a bloated non-guaranteed contract, and they could get similar production from a rookie, while saving 1 mil dollars. He should be angry at the players union that signed the CBA which…

you haven't met enough bigots...

I fucking hate those military reunions. They always make me think of the times I returned from Iraq or Afghanistan. Being a single soldier, you know there is nobody waiting for you at the little reunion ceremony they have when you get off the planes and arrive at the base. You have to wait forever for the ceremony,…

DogFisterMediocrePitcher

It has always been said in Houston that the two gay players were Jeff Alm and Ernest Givens. Jeff Alm had a tragic end that was made much more tragic by the urban legends that surrounded his suicide. He was driving drunk down the freeway, and hit the rail, which ejected his passenger. His passenger was his alleged…

It's Beef 'O' Brady. Wierd. Feels like it should be "Beef" OBrady.

Ding dong yo. Ding dong.

I'm sure starvation and the difficulty in acquiring food was a huge issue for early humans. There's a reason why Otzi the Italian ice man is only 5'5" and 110 pounds. Human civilization didn't flourish until we could easily process our food. I'm in great shape, extremely healthy, and feel great. I eat moderately, but…

Rotting meat and salmonella are also extremely natural. There's a reason antibiotics in our meat make us live longer. Just don't eat like a pig and you'll live a long time.

People do realize that the life expectancy for a caveman was about forty years right? But hey, you can eat all the muskrat you want...

Once and for all, can someone please tell me what paleo is and why paleo is a thing.

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