Nice to have something sweet on this shit sandwich of a day :).

I’m definitely proposing to my next husband. These things have inspired the fuck out of me.

Fact.

“they’re all prissy white people who think they’re above such banal things as knowing who Kim Kardashian”

This is a great comment. It’s sad that most young men learn about sex from porn which, in most cases, doesn’t even portray real sexual acts (most women don’t spontaneously orgasm from being jack hammered for 2 minutes and then thoroughly enjoy getting cum shot in their eyes) or worse, focuses on the humiliation of the…

So I watched the documentary and like most people was pretty disgusted. This is controversial, but isn’t it possible that *maybe* having all these videos online that boys watch that glorify women being raped or forced into performing various sexual acts desensitizes them to the ugly reality of sexual assault and *may*…

Chris Pratt, skilled in the ways of the Kuleshov Effect.

Here’s another one: Waters’ movie theater PSA telling attendees not to smoke in the auditorium, while deeply enjoying a cigarette himself. The Charles in Baltimore used to run this all the time. Timeless

Someone who chars hundred-dollar bills over an open flame, I guess?

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

When I was a teen we were too disillusioned and jaded to mess around with any of this nonsense. We did it right, we sat around in the food court of the mall, smoked cigarettes, occasionally shoplifted CD’s, and gave nasty looks to all the “consumers” that dared to gaze in our direction.

I’m assuming that they managed to survey Dante somehow.

Policing and soldiering ain’t the same thing. The real Bunny Colvin, if he ever existed, retired from the Baltimore PD a long time ago.

Prospects on any dating site are grim. I’ve given up.

I've found the best part about living alone is that you never have to hear your roommate having sex. I was always jealous =(

Nevermind that, keep it clean for yourself. Man, having your own place and having it clean is great feeling and makes it much nicer to sit in and do nothing but watch TV.

It belongs in a museum!

Am I the only person still buying CDs? :(

I met my wife on POF. I had both good and bad experiences. What I find odd, is you meet a swath of people you would not normally meet. In your personal circles, you tend to befriend people somewhat like you. They then do the same thing. So you do get some separation the further out you go, but not nearly as jarring as…