Boo. Not in the UK it’s not. And if I order from Amazon UK by the time I pay import duty and the ruinously high post-Brexit-referendum exchange rate it’s not even remotely a bargain

Boo. Not in the UK it’s not. And if I order from Amazon UK by the time I pay import duty and the ruinously high…

This is excellent. That is all.

‘...he didn’t realize the “magnitude of the tragedy.”’

Oh my god. It’s a prequel to Cars.

So, what you’re saying is…

Also, try to remember the location of the last cache of ammo and power-ups you passed.

I remember being told about the ‘shove your hand in its mouth’ thing when I was a young kid – and then a neighbour’s dog cornered me & a friend of mine when I was about 9 so I tried it. Probably does work if your hand’s big enough relative to the dog’s throat. Mine wasn’t, and I still have two neat scars on my hand…

Google Reader was a real loss, and as a journalist I used Google Sets (part of Labs) ALL THE TIME.

Girl got the worst case of Resting Blackface I ever saw.

I fell through some ice and thought i was drowning until I thought to stand up - the actual water was only waist-deep. Cold as all heck, mind.

“rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.”

Looks pretty interesting - reminds me, a lot, of the glory days of Team Fortress.

They released half a product. So their development time, while not halved, would have been considerably reduced.

+10 points for ‘vaginal assistance paraphenalia’

I know I’ve tweeted (what I thought was) an original gag about a topical issue. Only to have it (sometimes quite impolitely) pointed out to me that someone else had arrived at that particular station before.

Found one on Amazon, then looked again & found one on Amazon UK.

The very definition of a thin, reluctant, smile.

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