A cinematic universe with younger, cheaper, actors.

Maybe it’s just me but I HATE these slideshows. You can’t just click through them because the text and the image don’t sit neatly in even a huge browser window – you if you want to read them you have to scroll up and down every single time you want to advance a page.

I’m interested in the idea of a Yeoh-led Star Trek movie, even though I kind of lost interest in Discovery somewhere in the second season.

I disagree. From the trailer we don’t get much hint about the quality of the script either way but it’s an excellent cast, and you have to assume these people wouldn’t tarnish their reputations by signing up for some cookie cutter spy-fi show.

Of course if pictures still worked on this hellsite I’d be showing you Agent Smith saying “Welcome back, Mr Anderson, we’ve missed you… “

All of these replies are funny but this is the one that made me actually laugh out loud.

That was my thought too. The clunk-ola exposition reinforced that idea.

Great cast, and the kind of silly high-concept yarn that will draw me in every time. But the person who cut the trailer seems to think that the most important thing about the show is that one of the spies has a lovely bottom. I’m a modern guy. I can only endure two objectifying butt-shots in an entire streaming series…

That’s why we have the three seashells.

Nice spoiler in the headline. Well done.

It’s an…uh…’omni-present’ problem.

YES to more Rocketeer!

Take your star, you magnificent bastard.

Am I alone in thinking this was a joke?

Character-wise, yes – good call. However ‘stretchy’ powers are almost impossible to implement on screen without looking goofy as well as being incredibly expensive.

Whereas etymologists* among us might dislike the smearing of the word ‘superhero’ in that way, anyone who appears in a porn movie is described as a ‘porn star’ and for that matter pretty much anyone with an Instagram account is now an ‘influencer’.

Luckily, Hasbro’s Jean-Luc Picard head sculpt looks more like me than it does like Patrick Stewart, so that’s $60 saved!

The first movie was almost aggressively generic, smooshing together elements of Ghostbusters and Men In Black into a deeply unoriginal new IP.

Disney artist Brian Kesinger took to Facebook to reveal that he’s directing an as-yet-unannounced Marvel animated series.

Being from the UK, I guess it’s no great surprise, but I have never heard anyone say “Latinx” out loud and I can’t imagine how it would be pronounced.