So what, exactly, do the 'real bombs' look like?

No, that's really not true... buildings are evacuated all the time, but you just never hear about it becuase it's not front page news. Trust me, I've worked in several buildings that have been evacuated just because someone left a briefcase lying around. These kind of things are not taken lightly at any date,…

It's not really a 'waste', since you don't know what's in it, ya know? Unless, of course, we can just call you to open any and all mysterious packages. Then it would only cost us the price of a plane ticket. Then, if you got blown up, it would only be you + 1 plane ticket. Much less of a waste, in my opinion.

Yeah, normally I would be on the "chill, have a laugh" side of this argument, but given what's been going on in Boston, this is NOT the time. To be honest, there may never be a time again, in this country, for just leaving mysterious boxes around in public. The 'joy' they bring to a few is far outweighed by the fear…

Hahaha! Well played, Sciteach. You get my vote.

Ok, so when you say 'neck beard', does that mean you have a beard on just your neck? Because that might be the most disturbing thing ever.

I guess the point is to show how smooth it runs, because obviously the 3d effect does not carry over into this format.

Travis,

That's far too practical. Please keep your logic and reason out of here.

I know, mate, it's ridiculous. This conversation shows up every single F1 race weekend after a handful of people who have their races spoiled when they find Jalopnik doesn't use spoiler warnings on the F1 results anymore.

As long as the results continue to be in the title, someone new is going to have their race spoiled and be pissed about it. I learned my lesson but yet this conversation shows up every week, so who's fault is that?

Ahhh, he's going up a hill. Do you have any idea how long it would take to stop and then start again? Literally, seconds. Ain't nobody got time fo that.

Yep, they used to be really nice looking vehicles. A shame, really.

...and MOST IMPORTANTLY, when you're entering the danger zone.

If only he knew his fate was to join them...

I hear a cartoon slide whistle as I watch this.

Love this!

Yep, on second thought, I believe you are correct. At 1:25, when in 'track mode', it seems the wing is up to increase the downforce to the back wheels - I imagine it stays that way from 0 - 60 mph or something to give it such a beautiful and controlled launch.

That's complete crap... it's just one citizen reminding another to obey the law. The presence of the officer can't change that fact. By flashing your lights, you're technically helping to deter speeding just as much as the cops are.

Very interesting read! Thank you.