These first hand articles written by the drivers are my favorite thing here on Jalopnik. Right following would be the 'car journalist in a ridiculously powerful racecar' articles.

Haha, #capitalizationslam

Then why haven't you won it all, if it's no challenge for you? Certainly you like piles of money, right?

I'm curious... what non US country do you and your '59 Cadillac live in?

Yep. Bingo. It took me less than 1 second of seeing that back end to feel exactly this.

I quite like this. Seems like the purple-escent will shine like none other in the sunlight. Hell, the whole car feels like a futuristic assault on the senses... I wonder if they are trying to make a car that gets in the other driver's heads, all on its own?

Hey, I was thinking the exact same thing... the lights are a work of art on their own, but then the car is in perfect focus somehow. Well done.

You mean to tell me he drove for 3 states and never found an opportunity to throw some of that shit out the windows? Come on bro, you turn to the right and let it fall out the driver's side window... you're GONNA be caught with anyway, might as well try to toss it. Unless you're worried about the littering charge.

Neon green is REALLY not his color.

Wow, you're right... that is SHAMEFUL. ;) Keep up the good work, mate.

If the color were restrained and the paint, headlights and grille were all of higher quality, I'd be convinced. Hell, I'd rather drive a fake {insert car manufacturer name here} than a real Chrysler any day.

OH God, why?

This one looks halfway decent, though. PLUS, it's trying to represent a Ferrari that makes more sense to reproduce, the F430 - it doesn't have a hyper aggressive stance and the car is rather large to begin with. Now, I'm not saying I'd ever even think about owning one of these things, but as technical exercise, this…

Ewwwwwww. No, take it away!

Love the music in that video clip. So serious. Go Lotus!

"Watch A New York City Subway Flood After A Watermelon Break" - WTF??? OHHH... it's just time for me to go home. Yes, that makes much more sense.

Such a lovely, well maintained vehicle. Easy NP.

Because Betty White.

America, FUCK YOU. I mean FUCK YEAH!!!

So... basically, you can pay for a handful of cars which already exist in Forza 4?