Two quick notes:

I used to ask why Christians had such martyr complexes but then realized I was answering my own question. (They think being martyred makes them Christ-like, hence their made up “war on Christmas,” etc.)

Jordan Klepper’s been the breakout star of the current cast of correspondents. Here’s to hoping he follows the Carell/Colbert trajectory and not the Brian Unger path.

Trump is the antithesis of who they would normally believe (claim?) is a good Christian.

Why do evangelicals have such a need for martrydom? I’m sure you can find some instances of them being “mocked and demeaned” but not nearly enough to account for how often they moan about it.

got to thank trump for pulling the covers off of this hotbed of [insert word]. It kind of reminds me of the beginnings of the Tea Party bullshit when people were saying “oh they are all about fiscal conservatism.” When people actually looked at who made up that contingent they found the same right-wing, religious and…

And the poor.

This is my fave Trump supporter hypocrisy parade (though this is not really an evangelical gathering):

Yeah no hiding under the umbrella of morality for them anymore. They are literally supporting an Antichrist.

Not To quibble, but if his buildings were modeled after his dick, they’d be a LOT smaller in size.

I actually sort of appreciate the evangelical support for Trump. They might as well just come out and say, “Hey, America! We hate brown people and women more than we love Jesus!”

Which one of his wives do they like best, the one he raped, the one he cheated on her with, or the one he illegally brought into the country?

Oh my god. That would be epic!

Matt Lauer has always been terrible. He couldn’t even hold Ryan Lochte’s feet to the fire, and he was expected to handle Trump’s word salad? This show was always going to be a disaster.

It was infuriating to listen to. He outright lied about his opposition to the war in Iraq. Basically, when asked what solutions he had to a problem, he just talked about the problem incoherently and then blamed everything on Hillary and Obama.

I love this man and I support his work

I felt bad for all of the Britney fans on the internet talking about how great Brit Brit was.... ummmmm... really? Cause this Beyonce girl can sing and dance and make amazing art at the same time... for 15 minutes straight... while your girl Brit just lip-syncs and kind of jiggles her ass.... I’m not a fangirl by any…

Yes, he is so awful. He has been making random comments about the health of various people for years without any evidence. And he had the nerve to criticize celebrities who want fame, yet Dr. Drew has always been desperate to be as famous as the people he would attack.

I have said the same thing a million times. Britney would have been so happy to live in Lousiana, become a mom with a bunch of kids and maybe be a dance teacher. It makes me sad that she probably could never live such a simple life.

Honestly I thought he sang better, sorry Britney! It also made me realize that her early songs are basically all sung in the key of “vocal fry.” That has to be hell on the vocal cords.